CHARDON, Ohio — An Ohio transgender woman has pleaded guilty to reckless homicide for exercising her 73-year-old husband to death in an apartment complex swimming pool.Now you know why this is news-worthy, right? Because s/he's transgendered. Duh.
This is my way of saying Happy-freakin-Valentine's Day to you and yours. The lovely thing about this story is that she's actually pleading guilty, which is refreshing, considering I don't know of many people who would admit to trying to kill their spouse through something that appears was intended to help them. 
Middlefield police say surveillance video shows 41-year-old Christine Newton-John pulling James Mason around the pool by his arms and legs and preventing him from leaving. [Source]Oh. . .I didn't read that part =\ off to jail you go, Ms. Newton-John.
I don't know about you but I personally can't wait to see the plethora of true V-day stories gone wrong that are bound to show up this weekend. It makes being single more than worth it, doesn't it?
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