"Doggie Delights"

That title is so inappropriate for this post, yet so true.

Jealous wife cuts if off -- and feeds it to the dogs!!

Raging Kailasben Vyshali, from Mehsana, India, drugged her man with sleeping pills, served in a cup of tea, after he came home from seeing his mistress.

Then while he slept she chopped off his penis with a razor sharp blade and threw it into the street where it was snapped up by a pack of stray dogs.

“The hospital managed to save his life but the rest of him was never found. He’s certainly never going to cheat again,” said one doctor." [Source- OHN]

She REALLY went in! Why is the ultimate resolution to dealing with a cheating husband always, ALWAYS to go after his member in some flagrant way? My solution would be more along the lines of white collar crime. Ie: attacking his bank account like a leech sucking all of his finances dry.

Then again, if he's not working with much (in his account, I mean) and your emotions are all out of wack, I guess sleeping pills and razor blades can do the trick too.

"Knitting catastrophe"

What's the word for doing something and making it seem like an accident when it really isn't? I'm sure there's a word for it. . Oh, right. Being stupid. I understand that's a phrase, and I don't care.

Woman puts knitting needles to work by stabbing ex's jimmy!

ATHENS - A man who fell asleep while drinking with his ex-girlfriend woke up a few hours later to find a six-inch crochet needle in his penis.

The 45-year-old man told authorities that dozed off at his Holt Road home about 8 p.m. and woke up at 11 p.m. Wednesday and discovered the problem, said Limestone County Sheriff Mike Blakely.

He drove himself to Athens-Limestone Hospital, where a doctor removed the needle.

The man told deputies that he couldn’t remember his ex-girlfriend’s last name and that he didn’t wake up when the needle was inserted, Blakely said." [Source- Blog AL]

What a way to wake up from a nap, huh? One minute you're downing beers and the next you're trying to explain to some qualified specialist why your manhood looks like shish kabob.

Nasty. *shivers*

"Abused and Misused"

Man beats his cousin in the head with a VCR because she refused sex!!

But with a VCR though?

DAYTON - A 51-year-old woman’s condition has been upgraded to stable after she beaten in the head with a VCR by a cousin Saturday, Feb. 28, days after the suspect was released from prison.

Police said the woman was beaten by Percy S. Cochran, 28 and a convicted felon, at about 2 a.m. on Saturday before Cochran broke into the homes of two other relatives.

Investigators said Cochran intended to have sex with his cousin, but when she refused, he choked her and then beat her with the VCR. The woman, whose name has not been released, suffered severe brain injuries but was talking, according to police." [Source- OHN]

That Cochran character has officially earned himself a one-way-ticket to ruthless jail treatment city. If that's a place, that is. Beating aged women with dead technology, breaking into homes, attempting forced incest, repeat offending. You must not like your life.

"Designer Grandkids"

Court Denies Couple Use of Dead Son's Sperm to Make Grandchild =[

Why anyone would want to create a miniature financial burden during these hard economic times without their parents around is beyond me.

A New York appeals court says a couple is not entitled to their dead son's frozen sperm so they can have a grandchild.

Mark Speranza left semen samples at a lab in 1997 but ordered them destroyed if he died. He wanted to father a child if he survived his battle with cancer. He died in January 1998.

Speranza's parents sought custody of the frozen sperm so a surrogate mother could be artificially inseminated." [Source- Foxified]

It turned out that you actually needed the father's blood for this whole "procedure" to be possible. And with him dead it's kind of, well, impossible.

I think it's adorable that they tried though. Just the kind of things I would want my grand ones to do for me if it ever came to that. . .lol. . .came *smh*

"Diamond is my favorite flavor"

Woman swallows engangement ring when boyfriend hides it in a MILKSHAKE --- Ouch!!

I don't think that was a wise decision at ALL on his part.

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Why not hide it in a cupcake or something? Everyone loves cupcakes. I probably would have done the same thing and just downed the milkshake. Ring and allllll.