"Survival of the fittest"

Recession spreads overseas causing man to eliminate concubines!

BEIJING, China (CNN) — A married Chinese businessman who could no longer afford five mistresses held a competition to decide which one to keep.

But the contest took a fatal turn when one of the women, eliminated for her looks, drove the man and the four other competitors off a cliff, Chinese media reported.

The spurned mistress died and the other passengers were injured, the reports said."

[Source - OHN]

I love how the mistress died while the main targets only got a couple of boo-boos (or not, still. . .they're alive). I guess she didn't work out her exit strategy very well.

This married businessman realized after looking in his bank account that having five relationships was just getting a little bit too costly now because of the way the worldwide economy is suffering. So how does he choose which mistress to keep? Why, a beauty pageant of course. What he didn't do was cover all the bases like what happens when one of these side girls takes her elimination the wrong way and tries to kill everybody.

Then, of course, after it's all over and they all leave the ER his wife and the remaining side joints leave him.

Pimpin ain't easy.